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nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

when you make a joke and someone tells you “that’s not very nice”

nerdsarerhapsodic:

One of the kids in my high school class was born on April Fool’s and his dad missed his birth because when his mom called to say she was in labour he laughed and hung up on her

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precumming:

when you go to pet a dog and it growls at you

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