No legacy is so rich as honesty.

Real Hacker vs Movie Hacker

  • real hacker: So you say you're gonna break into our local nuclear power plant? I really don't think that's possible
  • movie hacker: *types a few keystrokes* I'm in
  • real hacker: But the power plant's computers aren't even connected to the internet
  • movie hacker: I said I'm in. Now I'll cause a meltdown *types a few keystrokes* Done
  • real hacker: What do you mean done? There have to be many redundant safeguards in place to stop a meltdown. In any case, a meltdown would take time.
  • movie hacker: Want me to break into the CIA next?
  • real hacker: I don't even think you should attempt to...
  • movie hacker: *types a few keystrokes* Too late. I'm in

sophieispro:

i laugh when i see textposts about australian animals and i’m like “come on it’s not that dangerous” then i remember that my geography teacher took her class on an excursion to the bush and a guy thought it was a good idea to climb down this hole and he came out screaming because a wombat tried to attack him

(via randomfatechidna)

pepahh:

fucklikeagod:



I’m in love with this gif. Everything about it. The rain drizzling. The candle flickering. The colors. I love it.

god this is so relaxing

Rather fond of the rain, if I’m to be honest…


I LOVE THIS

pepahh:

fucklikeagod:

I’m in love with this gif. Everything about it. The rain drizzling. The candle flickering. The colors. I love it.

god this is so relaxing

Rather fond of the rain, if I’m to be honest…

I LOVE THIS

(via br-eathing)

2srooky:

One time in sixth grade I was being bullied really badly, and this whole circle of people gathered around me and the girl that was bullying me, and she smirked and went ‘You dumb rich bitch.’ And everyone was like OOOOOOH and I stood there for a second before pulling 20 dollars out of my wallet, placed it in her hand, and said “Buy some better insults.” And I swear the entire lunchroom rioted.

(via justanother-sadfreak)

superbooked:

I mean yeah, I have tons of unread books on my shelf, but do you think that’ll stop me from buying more?
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gamsee:

what do you mean i cant name my son dorito

because thats nacho son

(via gnarly)